AISubs v3.7
What?
Huh?
What's up?
Can I... start now?
Yeah, you can start now.
Can I start now?
Yeah, you can.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
Chimpira.
What kind of Chimpira speech is that?
The first star quiz!
Wow, I can feel the star's feelings right now.
This is the tenth time.
Compared to other stars in the world,
the tenth time is still an amateur.
It's still a beginner.
I want you to learn their behavior and improve your star quality.
I see.
If you're going to do that, you're already a star.
Let me think of something that's a little hard to see.
One more time, okay?
Yeah, look down.
Oh, this is a good one.
Wear sunglasses during the day.
Anything is fine.
Now we're going to give you a quiz about overwhelmingly big stars.
If you get it right, you'll get a star point.
A star point?
That's cool.
In the end, the person with the lowest star point will not have enough star quality.
So I'd like to prepare a punishment game for you.
Speaking of stars, it's sunglasses.
The person with the lowest star point will have to wear sunglasses for two weeks.
What?
Isn't it really heavy?
You can only take it off when you talk to an adult above you.
Oh, I see.
That's common sense.
Can I start now?
Yes.
I'll start with a famous person.
As you know, Mr. Yazawa Eikichi.
He's a star.
One day, a reporter said to Mr. Yazawa Eikichi.
Excuse me, Mr. Yazawa. The hotel room is a little low-grade.
Are you okay?
He asked.
Yazawa was puzzled.
Are you kidding me?
What are you talking about?
You're talking nonsense.
This is bad.
I'm not Yazawa anymore, so I don't know what you're talking about.
This is difficult.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is easy.
Mr. Yazawa Eikichi is kind.
That's right.
Do you feel better now?
Mr. Yazawa, the grade of this hotel is a little low. Are you okay?
The room I'm in is the highest level, so I'm fine.
This is close to me.
If Yazawa stays, any room will be a sweet home, so there is no problem.
Wherever you stay, Yazawa is always Yazawa.
This is one of the higher stars.
Everyone is like this. It doesn't make sense anymore.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Everyone is saying good things.
The correct answer is...
There is no one.
The correct answer is...
I'm fine, but what does Yazawa say?
Wow!
That's cool!
What do you mean?
That's amazing!
Yazawa and himself are separated by Roman numerals.
I see.
That's great!
That's cool!
I'll use it next time.
No, you can't!
You can't use it at home.
What does Yazawa say?
I'm fine, but what does Tetsuya say?
That's wrong!
That's you!
Let's move on to the second question.
This is something I've been into lately.
Roland, the king of postcards...
Wow!
I love it!
You're saying it now, but it's really funny.
He's the most charismatic comedian in the world.
I'm going to fill in the blanks.
Roland's words.
When I take a shower, I wash from ________.
That's impossible.
But it's possible.
It's not normal.
There's no way I'll get it right.
So I'm going to use my judgment to give you one star point.
What is that?
Are you ready?
Yes!
I don't know about this woman.
I don't know much about Dora.
I wash from the woman next to me.
Ohohoho
Where would you wash from?
Ah, that's possible!
It's expensive and I'm wearing a suit.
So I wash from my suit.
A shower!?
That's awesome!
That's no joke!
If you did that, it's no joke.
That's no joke!
If you're in your water tank or you're not in your water tank you'd be like...
I'm in water tank every day.
There's one person who's close.
Ryo-kun, who's barely alive!
It's me!
That's how it happens...
Right, the answer is...
When I take a shower, do I wash my face first or my aura first?
Wow!
You gave me the correct answer!
It's your aura!
Who washes first? It's your aura!
How do you wash your face?
Do you wash your face with a drain every day?
Are you serious?
It gets dirty.
What does "wash your aura" mean?
That's amazing!
But you have to wash where your aura is coming out, right?
You have to wash it.
Next question!
It may be easy for you to say.
This time, the star is...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
You got it right!
But I think everyone will get it right.
Have you ever read a book?
Ibrahimovic asked his wife, "Did you give your wife a birthday present?"
What did he say when he came back?
Wow!
What?!
Recently, I saw an article.
A reporter asked Ibrahimovic, "How is your American tea?"
He said, "If I had come ten years ago,"
I would have become a giant turtle now.
He's a big man!
He used to be called "sir" a lot.
"sir" means "sir" in English.
I like Intel itself.
In 2002, Ibrahimovic said, "I want to be a CEO."
He moved to Barcelona.
He had a good reputation.
Intel won the championship.
This is...
Fire!
That's enough!
Let's not talk about running and talk about overhead.
That's enough!
It's not advantageous or anything like that!
It's not dimensional!
I'll say something like...
It's enough for me just to have you by my side all the time.
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought of that, too.
It's the opposite for me.
I've already given you everything.
This is the same as me.
It's enough for me just to have you by my side all the time.
You know it.
You know what "zura-tan" means.
Toshimitsu and Ryo are correct!
How did you know?
I've been living like this for a while.
Something just came up in my head.
Did you give your wife a birthday present?
She doesn't have anything. She already has you.
Wow!
She already has you.
Toshimitsu said it himself.
You said it!
She doesn't have anything. She already has you.
You said it yourself.
Ryo got 2 points.
Toshimitsu got 1 point.
Let's move on to the 4th question.
It's like a famous quote.
I'll give you a quiz.
A very famous rock band,
Beardo Smith and his band
used to play this game.
They seemed to love it.
I'll fill in the blanks.
It's beautiful when you drop something round in the hotel pool and make it round again.
That's it.
It's difficult!
Don't get involved in such things.
It's not like that at all.
What are you doing?
It's ridiculous.
What would you drop if you were a star?
I don't know.
Next!
It's beautiful when you drop a chandelier and make it shine from the hotel balcony.
Wow!
It's so close.
It's beautiful when you drop jewelry from the hotel balcony and make it shine from the hotel pool and make it shine again.
Wow!
Diamond!
It's beautiful when you drop a lot of jewelry from the hotel pool and make it shine again.
Oh! I want that!
It's beautiful.
You're laughing, aren't you?
Wow, that's scary!
That's scary!
That's good.
Toshimitsu is like a Beckham Destar.
It's beautiful when you drop a lot of jewelry from the hotel balcony and make it shine from the hotel pool and make it shine again.
The correct answer is...
It's beautiful when you drop a big TV and make it explode from the hotel balcony and make it shine again.
That's stupid!
Is that stupid?
I don't know if it's stupid or not.
It's probably stupid.
It's stupid, but it's a star, so it's a star.
Usually, people say stupid things, but they say it and it's forgiven.
The fact that stupid people say stupid things and it's forgiven is a star.
I saw an article about cats being addicted to playing.
It's a stupid article.
If you say it, you'll be punished.
That's true.
Isn't it crazy?
Last one!
I'm looking forward to it!
The worst thing in rock music industry is curry.
Keith Moon of the band "The Foodie".
Based on my research, he was the worst.
He caused a big surprise at the end of a certain TV show.
What was it?
Seriously, what is it?
It's a TV show, right?
Tell me about another one.
Another one is...
Breaking through the front door in a limousine and entering the front while destroying the hotel.
Give me the key like nothing happened.
What?
That's scary!
Is it really true?
What does it mean?
Check-in, check-in.
Is it really true?
That's crazy!
Do you think it's true?
Going to a pub 500 meters away from home by helicopter.
That's crazy!
Hey!
Is it really true?
I don't think he can do it anymore.
That's crazy!
I made a declaration!
Go ahead!
Let's start with Ryo!
It's a big hit.
It's not good.
It is.
It's not good.
It's there.
As soon as you finish playing, you become a vanguard and destroy the instrument.
You're trying to steal everything.
You'll show us the picture, right?
I'll show you the picture first.
First?
Unfortunately, it's not that one!
No way!
It's not that one.
No, really?
The correct answer is...
As you finish playing, you make a lot of explosives you've put in your drum set explode,
make the guitarist and actress faint and make them unable to stand up.
What?!
You're crazy!
So you were the only one who knew that?
I was the only one who knew that.
Wow!
Explosive...
You're a liar!
Explosive...
I thought you were, but I didn't think you were.
I thought you were.
I thought you were, but I didn't think you were.
Is it true?
Wow!
You're a liar!
Liar.
So you started...
What's "start"?
I don't know.
You know, like...
You're selfish and you're going to get beaten up.
You're a liar.
I'm sure you're not allowed to say it.
You're a liar.
We've finished playing all five questions.
Yes.
So...
Wait a minute.
Ryo, you get 2 star points!
Yay!
Toshiya, you get 1 point!
1.
Shizuya gets a penalty game!
Yay!
Don't be angry! Don't be angry!
Don't be angry!
You have to say "star" by yourself.
Yes, I have to say it.
I have to get past this part.
Yes, that's right.
I see.
It wasn't enough.
I see.
I'm sorry.
Oh, is it here?
Is it here?
Yes, it is.
Oh, no.
I died.
Oh, no, no, no!
I died, but I didn't say anything!
It hasn't been two years yet.
Let's leave it and do it again.
That's right.
Leave the video and do it again.
Let's leave it and do it again.
That's the life we live next day.
That's too dangerous!
That's dangerous.
Okay, Tetsuya-kun will be wearing sunglasses for 2 weeks.
Keep up the good work!
But it's a long way to become a star.
Yeah, it's too far.
It's endless.
I was once a humble human being, but now I've grown up.
Wow.
I thought I couldn't catch up with you.
I want to be a good star in the first half.
I want to be a good star in the second half and wash away my aura.
Let's continue to learn and improve as stars!
Goodbye!
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